This game saved me from a robber

So here I was playing this game until I got a knock at my front door (my Peephole doesn't work so I have to look through a window at an inconvenient spot) and when I look through my window its a guy I don't know. So I open the door slightly and he bursts in, and when he does its like 10 in the morning so it's a little early. Anyways he like instantly bolts towards my room and starts searching (I left the game on at the time) and when he went to my pc he saw it running and decided to play it. 5 minutes later he comes back out of my room (I was in the kitchen or something) and he like comes up to me and says "I feel deeply sorry for you" and hands me like 20 dollars and tells me to buy a good game instead of and I quote "dog shit ass game"

Long story short, this game is dog shit and I play better games now.

The glowing ball has ruined my life. my mother fell in love with it and left my dad for the glowing ball, it is now my legal father. it made me lose my job and now I'm homeless and live inside of a box. every night I have night terrors over it and wake up in my box house screaming. it also killed my dog. I like the blue cat in the lobby though.

I fucking hate this stupid game, too hard...I came as soon as it loaded... speaking of loads...this game loads so slowly...speaking of slowly...my 3rd cousin...uncles nephew...cousin...just came to play the tickle game...with me...it was very fun...anyways...